"I'm Viridi. ...Goddess of Nature. Not to butt in on your territory, but I'm definitely a god, and I definitely would rather puke than ask for any of these humans' prayers.
"I like you, though. Want to be my minion? I give great health care and retirement benefits."
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She's down with that.
"I'm Viridi. ...Goddess of Nature. Not to butt in on your territory, but I'm definitely a god, and I definitely would rather puke than ask for any of these humans' prayers.
"I like you, though. Want to be my minion? I give great health care and retirement benefits."