"Look, don't get me wrong! I'm the Goddess of Nature; the circle of life is so my thing. I teach sex ed! I picket for sanitary products to be covered by insurance! I'll even keep track of your cycles for you if you ask - menstrual or estrous.
"Just not... with underworld creatures. It's such a taboo."
Viridi furiously resumes slurping her nectar as if to down the bad taste in her mouth.
no subject
"Eugh. Fine, I asked for it.
"Look, don't get me wrong! I'm the Goddess of Nature; the circle of life is so my thing. I teach sex ed! I picket for sanitary products to be covered by insurance! I'll even keep track of your cycles for you if you ask - menstrual or estrous.
"Just not... with underworld creatures. It's such a taboo."
Viridi furiously resumes slurping her nectar as if to down the bad taste in her mouth.
"So what's the other half? Dryad?"