Isn't it? My children are organically farmed, sustainably grown, and packed with enough firepower to utterly pulverize my enemies!
[This highly concerning statement aside, Lurchthorn lazily circles through the air as it spends some time recharging its firepower. It's not entirely clear on the rules of Pokemon battles - but common sense indicates that it should probably be aiming for the head regions, so it begins to climb upwards.]
Looks like we're going to have our cake and eat it, too! Take out that oversized confec -- oh, wait, it's their turn.
[what a waste of a good line]
Alright, look lively, Lurchthorn!
[The next frosting hailstorm is somewhat predictable, but without any form of protection, the lanky, multi-linked fish can hardly hope to avoid damage. Though it ducks and weaves as best it can, it isn't long until a hailstone the size of a truck smashes through its midsection, literally detaching it from the rest of the fish and sending it hurtling to the ground, whereupon it disintegrates into fossil dust.
...Somehow, the rest of it stays intact and the two disconnected portions join back together.]
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[This highly concerning statement aside, Lurchthorn lazily circles through the air as it spends some time recharging its firepower. It's not entirely clear on the rules of Pokemon battles - but common sense indicates that it should probably be aiming for the head regions, so it begins to climb upwards.]
Looks like we're going to have our cake and eat it, too! Take out that oversized confec -- oh, wait, it's their turn.
[what a waste of a good line]
Alright, look lively, Lurchthorn!
[The next frosting hailstorm is somewhat predictable, but without any form of protection, the lanky, multi-linked fish can hardly hope to avoid damage. Though it ducks and weaves as best it can, it isn't long until a hailstone the size of a truck smashes through its midsection, literally detaching it from the rest of the fish and sending it hurtling to the ground, whereupon it disintegrates into fossil dust.
...Somehow, the rest of it stays intact and the two disconnected portions join back together.]
Aaaaaaghhh!! My baby!