Guess I'm here because you don't want me to be.

[Viridi is unmoved by his jerk. Though she does allow him to take the sign, which, on closer inspection, looks hand-made and is covered in woodsy decorations and glitter.

She follows him into the center.]

So what's going on here? Your technological travesty breaking down all around you? I could have warned you this would happen.

[all technology is evil]