Woah, what the—-[He has endured far too many porcupine comments in his days to care what you have to say! Besides, he uses 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash like any respectable(?) teenage boy.]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Little Miss No More Tears. [You know, like the baby shampoo.]

Quit screamin’ already. Aren’t goddesses supposed to be dignified or something?