If I can't manifest nectar and ambrosia on demand, this is a close second. You wouldn't understand. Your palate is unrefined. Pearls before swine.
[There follows a long period of angry slurping.]
We are not having a good time. That's a Lifetime movie starring two B-listers with attitude problems learning to get along, and I'm at least A list material.
We're fated rivals!
[how is that any less B list]
Just, you know, you're wildly outclassed in every way, and everyone secretly pretends not to know it.
[Believe it or not, this is actually Top 3 Interactions Viridi Has Had With Humans Here So Far.]
no subject
[edging close to that shriek again]
If I can't manifest nectar and ambrosia on demand, this is a close second. You wouldn't understand. Your palate is unrefined. Pearls before swine.
[There follows a long period of angry slurping.]
We are not having a good time. That's a Lifetime movie starring two B-listers with attitude problems learning to get along, and I'm at least A list material.
We're fated rivals!
[how is that any less B list]
Just, you know, you're wildly outclassed in every way, and everyone secretly pretends not to know it.
[Believe it or not, this is actually Top 3 Interactions Viridi Has Had With Humans Here So Far.]