"Pffft, a goddess? Some goddess you must be, then." Yeah, probably some egotistical demon lord. What kind of weirdo tries to claim to be a god?? Ridiculous.

But fine, maybe he will just get struck by lightning. That's literally what he came here to do, after all. He leans casually against his shitty lightning rod, waiting patiently for the storm to get closer.

"If you'd been paying attention, you would've realized by now that lightning doesn't appear to cause any damage like it should," Add mansplains boastily. "Rain would normally cause electronics like these to malfunction, too, but it doesn't seem to make any difference. So there's nothing dangerous about this activity at all. Even if it that weren't the case, a Nasod specifically trained in channelling and redirecting massive electrical currents would hardly consider a bolt of lightning 'dangerous', more like an annoyance at worst. Something like this is no problem at all to a talented genius such as myself, heheh."