You think I care how it feels?! I want it out of my damn apartment! Stopβ stop trying to act like this is normal, you freak!
[yeah, because that answer is definitely going to make his haunted vacuum stop tormenting him. It revs its little motor again in protest... so please don't pay any attention to Add inching just an eensy bit further away from the edge of the bed...]
If you like it so much, you can have it! I don't care what you do with it! I just want it gone, okay?! It's not like I've been using it anyway! I'll get a new one! Just take it!!
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[yeah, because that answer is definitely going to make his haunted vacuum stop tormenting him. It revs its little motor again in protest... so please don't pay any attention to Add inching just an eensy bit further away from the edge of the bed...]
If you like it so much, you can have it! I don't care what you do with it! I just want it gone, okay?! It's not like I've been using it anyway! I'll get a new one! Just take it!!