What the hell would a vacuum even eat?! [the worst part is he knows that's a valid suggestion. thanks, he hates it.

and, well, he still remembers what the guy from last time said... which is that its angry because he doesn't use his vacuum enough. and also maybe because he tried to tie it up in a closet after that other guy left, expecting that to be enough to keep it contained (it wasn't).

but there's no way this can be his fault!!]

If it's trying to motivate me to clean more... this stupid vacuum should stop making it so difficult to even consider using it! I'm not touching that thing! So stop acting up already!! [he's shouting at the vacuum, but also into the room in general because yelling at a vacuum still seems really dumb to him]