You know... I promised him not to talk about your fancy costumes, but I never actually promised not to gossip about his love life, so ... your friend Ren is definitely doing something with Akechi.

[She snickered.]

They're so obvious it's kind of painful. I also think maybe ... give me a couple days. I think I might know a couple more. Tifa and Cloud seem like they're close, but I'm still not sure if it's actually 'that' way.

Ngh... thanks. God help them if anyone ever decides to brave it.