[There's a small snort at that, because really. That's what he's going to assume?]

Nice try, but I think I know my job. Got a big fancy title if you want it.

I'm sure you'd believe it too if you'd experienced it yourself - finding yourself on the edge of nonexistence one too many times is usually enough to convince someone. Not the best of experiences... I don't think it was a simulation, but if it was, I bet something very real was happening to our bodies.

[There are so many reasons he does not like the simulation theory! But not liking it doesn't mean he's discounting it completely, because as Kaiba goes on it does make more sense - alterations in mechanics, alterations to the setting...]

...and I have questions for anyone who gets off to people stuck in a dusty dead wasteland being forced into sex...