You're failing to see the significance of the situation. If you are from another planet, shouldn't there be a linguistic difference between Meridian and Earth?

[Rolling his eyes at this buffoon]

Not unless there's a universal translation program in place that's confusing the issue...

[Gawd help us we're at the mercy of babelfish or google translate]

I could- or I could focus on getting back to where I belong and leaving all this, and you behind.