"There's a twenty-year-old man named Blue who claims to be my grandson. But my grandson's name is Gary, and he's ten years old. I'm too young to have a twenty-year-old grandson, anyway." Technically Blue is 21/22, but he's rounding. And technically he is old enough to have a twenty year old grandson, but, well... subtract 20 from 50 and divide by 2, and that's the average age Sam and his offspring would have had to have been when they became parents. (Not that being 50 with a 10 year old grandson is much better....)
"Lance claims we're closer than we are as well, and corroborates Blue's story. I've at least seen him in passing a few times, but I wouldn't even call us acquaintances." He scratches his head.
"Assuming we're all telling the truth, we'd have to have come from parallel worlds." So he's a little more amenable to the idea.
Warning for oblique reference to teen/underage pregnancy? *shrug*
"There's a twenty-year-old man named Blue who claims to be my grandson. But my grandson's name is Gary, and he's ten years old. I'm too young to have a twenty-year-old grandson, anyway." Technically Blue is 21/22, but he's rounding. And technically he is old enough to have a twenty year old grandson, but, well... subtract 20 from 50 and divide by 2, and that's the average age Sam and his offspring would have had to have been when they became parents. (Not that being 50 with a 10 year old grandson is much better....)
"Lance claims we're closer than we are as well, and corroborates Blue's story. I've at least seen him in passing a few times, but I wouldn't even call us acquaintances." He scratches his head.
"Assuming we're all telling the truth, we'd have to have come from parallel worlds." So he's a little more amenable to the idea.
((Thank you! Yeah, he's a sweetheart.))