[ dragonite is... definitely noted. ag*mon's here? that's crazy. this place is nuts. where's g*dzilla? ah, right, that's bowser.

but, um, he doesn't have to choose between eevee and pikachu fortunately... he has two hands, you see! so he's definitely petting both simultaneously now that he sees it's okay, as his gaze goes carefully towards blue. why does he look so hit by that? was it 'cause it was a lame joke? like when someone says a bad pun, and you just kinda sigh--

mmm... ]

... Y'probably get that all the time, right? Or did I hit somewhere complicated clumsily again...? You said best friends, so I thought-- [ he has the decency to at least sound mildly sheepish at that, but then he just goes more indepth and Makes It Worse. he'll shake his head and cut himself off there. ] Whoops, whoops! I should've focused on just petting these two cuties instead of opening my mouth and saying something cliché, wahaha! Okay, zip it, me!

[ yes, petting intensifies to get away from his social faux-pas. here, here, pikachu, get a scratch under the chin-- and eevee, a little rub behind the ears!! ]