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Bowser Koopa ([personal profile] koopacrusher) wrote in [community profile] tabularasa_rp 2020-08-02 02:34 am (UTC)

Bowser of the Mario Series - I am OK with Thread Hijacking

I: Arrival

As the party is beginning, Bowser bursts through the doors dramatically for no good reason. As he does so he speaks.

"Did somebody page the King of Awesome?" Or did he just show up without actually getting invited?

Chances are it's the latter.

II: Social

Later, Bowser is sitting at his chosen booth with some drink or another, depending on who gave it to him. Perhaps it's liquor, or maybe it's coffee, or there's the off chance he just has water.

Regardless, it comes to his attention that someone's staring at him. He can't quite make out the person by they're silhoette. So he asks "I'm guessing you haven't seen a Koopa Noble before?"

III: Drinks

Still later, Bowser finds himself at the bar. At the moment he's staring at an empty glass.

"You know," he says, "I wonder, 'cause of all the weird health stuff, if alcohol really does the same thing it normally does. Maybe, 'cause we don't need to eat and things don't seem to die, the limit to what people can take is different."

"Someone should really test this out."

IV: Games (open to up to 4 people)

Somehow, Bowser's acquired a deck of cards. And for some reason, it has not occurred to him that, due to wind conditions, out in the open on the table is not the best place for a deck of cards to be. Still, it evidently has not yet been much of a problem.

And so Bowser sits, now having returned to his booth, challenging those who pass by to a game of poker.

V: Information

Some time after the announcement, Bowser decides to dedicate time to exchanging information. He hates to admit it, but there's a complicated puzzle to be solved and he doesn't have all the pieces. So he finds someone to speak with on the matter.

"They said we're supposed to exchange what we know. So we should probably trade information on our dimensions."

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