Hey! There was only one person going around screaming at empty air just now, and it wasn't me this time. For your information, I am being helpful

Why do I even try to be nice?

Look, the best I've got so far is plants working the way they're supposed to, but there's a whole lot more to nature than that. At least your thing still, you know, exists in an unaltered form.

Where there are humans, there will be envy.

Look on the bright side or something.