Please. You're a bridge troll, and I'm an internet troll. It would be weirder if we stopped annoying each other.

[Viridi is very self-cognizant. She probably posts on Reddit.]

We talked about that, actually. Her dad and I hate each other, but she's kind of cool. ...Apparently her version of Hades doesn't suck? And her mom is like, me, but only covers some parts of nature?

It's really weird and uncomfortable so I decided not to think about it.