I don't want an entourage. I want servants who carry out my every whim.

[duh]

Arlon and Phosphora aren't here, so I need new lackeys. I mean, I guess bridges are a part of nature, too? 'Parsee, the Bridge Troll!' isn't, uh, super inspiring, though. We'll workshop that.

Maybe if you experiment enough, you can tie yourself to a specific rock formation.