You're so down on yourself. I bet you can plant gardens just fine. [hint hint] I do like the painters, though. They're adorbs.

Is your bridge actually even --

[A slight pause.]

Wait, is this your bridge? Oh. [duh] Wow. Did not realize that. I guess I never thought this world would be so accommodating to like, give you the place you need the most.

It gave me a volcano. Which is literally like, deadly to all life, so great.