Wow!

Is this a subtle way to tell me to shut up?

[no, it's not, it wasn't subtle at all]

I'm deeply offended, Iwa! Asking a lot here. Here I come ready to enliven your game with my clever wordplay and turns of phrase that I practiced in a mirror for hours beforehand.

[no she didn't]

I suppose we'll just all sit in silence and not appreciate the full cultural experience of a Little League sports game with disgruntled suburban parents.

[how does she know what little league is if she had to get volleyball explained]