Ahhhhhhhh, spring. The time when flowers bloom, the skies clear, and young love blossoms into fruition.

[it's not spring]

I can see it now! Kaiba and blonde girl, walking hand-in-hand as the cherry blossoms fall.

He says, "Oh, blonde girl. You melt the icy cage around my stone-dead heart. With you, I feel like I can be a total egoist in peace."

She blushes, stars in her eyes. "Oh, Kaiba! I love your self-obsession and inability to be civil. Be with me forever!"

A romance for the history books! The product of this coupling will be known for centuries for their invention of the new hairstyle: the mullet-tails!

[is it time for the pedicide yet?]