[She is that difficult. ...Most of the time.]

Holy Radiance!

[This is definitely not what she had said the first time, but let's face it, she forgot immediately about ten seconds afterwards.]

Now get back out there, sport! Or I'll be forced to yell at the ref to eject you from the game for fraternizing with the enemy! 'Cause if you think I'm here to give you a pep rally, you got another thing coming!

[None of that made any sense, but oh well.]