[The snowfall that the apartments wake up to this Non-Denominational Festive Morning™ is not the only surprise the void has brought with it. Indeed, perhaps Turing, new to the concept of sleep in general, doesn't notice anything amiss in their room at first--]
[No, no, that rumbling is probably just a rowdy neighbor. Or the snow blowing against the windows. There definitely isn't a tough, rocky-skinned lizard slowly and woozily unfurling from unconsciousness at the side of the bed or anything.]
Closed to Turing - December "gift" exchange
[No, no, that rumbling is probably just a rowdy neighbor. Or the snow blowing against the windows. There definitely isn't a tough, rocky-skinned lizard slowly and woozily unfurling from unconsciousness at the side of the bed or anything.]
[rumble.... CRUNCH. CRASH. RRRRRRAAAARRR!]
[Okay, that wasn't snow.]