What? No, I didn't mean physically. I guess if you want hot cocoa, you can have some.

[hot cocoa cures all ills]

I meant mentally!

Like me. I exist solely to spite everyone who ever crosses me! And I plan to make whatever's in charge of this world pay for its insubordination and really terrible management.

[so... not so... motherly....]

But until I figure that out, I'm just spiting all of you instead.