You should find a third friend and force them to change their name. ...Ooh, then you can mate with her, and your kids can be named Green, Mint, and Seafoam! And you know, all the other combinations.

[perfect plan from a perfect goddess]

I mean, if you had just opened up about your problem in the first place, we could have skipped to the end a lot faster. Now that I finally know what's wrong, I can give you advice!

Ahem: humans are terrible, and you don't need human friends.

[...........................................]

OK, fine, fine.

People are going to come and go through your life all the time. The important thing is what you do with the time you have together.

There, is that better?