You know, you actually seem genuinely shocked that you're not a huge hit. Could it be that you really don't recognize what a truly repulsive personality you have?
[Viridi raises a finger.]
Step 1: Read the room. No one wants to hear about how great you are. Step 2: Play nice. You actually need to be pleasant to people if you don't want them to hate you. Life is weird like that. Step 3: If all else fails, pay them to be your friend.
You'll probably just need to skip directly to Step 3.
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[Viridi raises a finger.]
Step 1: Read the room. No one wants to hear about how great you are.
Step 2: Play nice. You actually need to be pleasant to people if you don't want them to hate you. Life is weird like that.
Step 3: If all else fails, pay them to be your friend.
You'll probably just need to skip directly to Step 3.