[ excuse me, excuse me, the setup near the jukebox has absolutely been changed around in the middle of whatever shenanigans everyone's absolutely gotten into. a table's been pushed up beside the microphone stands, with the following crudely drawn sign in front:
can you read that mess? whatever, it doesn't matter. because there's an orange-haired disaster going up to the mics and tapping one so you don't have to think about it too hard!
or, uh. he's going to make you think about it harder. ]
Attention, attention, one, two. He~ya, everyone! I'm Leo Tsukinaga [ ruiner of books ] and I'm totally bored!
[ is this a bad stand-up comedy routine? no-- ]
Soooo, I got to thinking... [ the audience: you think? ] You know what's missing? Besides an exit, food variety, and funny cat pictures from the internet -- oh, yeah! There's one called Little John around here. Don't feed her anything weird! Anyway, I was thinking... we're missing an idol group! So, here ya go, we're starting Shoes... [ wait, give him a sec to squint at the sign ] Shoeslap Meowth now. Right now! I'm not leading it or anything, but... C'mere, c'mere, stand your pretty self here at the mic and give us your name, a fun little detail about yourself that I'm gonna forget, and a song! Show me and everyone else what you got! Unless you're too scared to, and if you are then do it even harder you wittle baby, wahahaha! Okay, bye!
[ this explained nothing and everyone's probably more confused as leo walks away to his table...
... until he runs back on over, as if remembering something, and adds in: ]
Oh, yeah! Sena and Naru aren't exempt! You guys may be Knights, but you sure as heck aren't Shoelap Meouch! Okay, bye for sure now!
[ someone please take away his mic privileges ]
B. WILDCARD.
[ obligatory option. hit leo up with anything! when he comes in and lets the new, chubby cat into heavenly blanc... hmming and hawwwing over the punch before immediately going gross about it, drawing bars of music for month suggestions instead of ACTUAL THINGS YOU CAN SAY etc. etc. ]
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[ excuse me, excuse me, the setup near the jukebox has absolutely been changed around in the middle of whatever shenanigans everyone's absolutely gotten into. a table's been pushed up beside the microphone stands, with the following crudely drawn sign in front:
can you read that mess? whatever, it doesn't matter. because there's an orange-haired disaster going up to the mics and tapping one so you don't have to think about it too hard!
or, uh. he's going to make you think about it harder. ]
Attention, attention, one, two. He~ya, everyone! I'm Leo Tsukinaga [ ruiner of books ] and I'm totally bored!
[ is this a bad stand-up comedy routine? no-- ]
Soooo, I got to thinking... [ the audience: you think? ] You know what's missing? Besides an exit, food variety, and funny cat pictures from the internet -- oh, yeah! There's one called Little John around here. Don't feed her anything weird! Anyway, I was thinking... we're missing an idol group! So, here ya go, we're starting Shoes... [ wait, give him a sec to squint at the sign ] Shoeslap Meowth now. Right now! I'm not leading it or anything, but... C'mere, c'mere, stand your pretty self here at the mic and give us your name, a fun little detail about yourself that I'm gonna forget, and a song! Show me and everyone else what you got! Unless you're too scared to, and if you are then do it even harder you wittle baby, wahahaha! Okay, bye!
[ this explained nothing and everyone's probably more confused as leo walks away to his table...
... until he runs back on over, as if remembering something, and adds in: ]
Oh, yeah! Sena and Naru aren't exempt! You guys may be Knights, but you sure as heck aren't Shoelap Meouch! Okay, bye for sure now!
[ someone please take away his mic privileges ]
B. WILDCARD.
[ obligatory option. hit leo up with anything! when he comes in and lets the new, chubby cat into heavenly blanc... hmming and hawwwing over the punch before immediately going gross about it, drawing bars of music for month suggestions instead of ACTUAL THINGS YOU CAN SAY etc. etc. ]