[If he could hear this thought process, he'd be legitimately torn on it. Was it dorkier to be so sensitive to the word 'girlfriend' or more unsightly to be drunk? It was kind of a toss up, wasn't it?]

That's not quite what I said.

[-It's totally what he was going to say. It was starting to seem like the only one who did care about the whole relationship status thing was him, and the trolls who liked to needle him about it. Izumi didn't fall into either category. Perhaps this meant that Seto should just own the fact that he was dating, instead of trying to conceal it...]

It's not an excuse. I've only had coffee and water. You want me to walk a straight line to prove it?

[Not being serious with the suggestion]