That you know of. Mine would only appear to those who had a wish to make, who were fated to find me.

(or maybe it's the same world?? honestly, he just imagines he can be in any of the japans he has heard of. it's useless to test his knowledge on current events when he's much more preoccupied with his own world.)

I don't find it so much a good thing, I would much prefer to be in my shop right now. I'm waiting for someone.

(he politely explains without getting into Sad Boy Hours, taking a sip of his sake.)

You know, I wonder if people are getting addicted to these things. It has everything -- photos, calculator... What's this?

(literally any social media app. the fuck is an app)