[Okay, so there’s...a lot to unpack here.]

First of all, Mugetsu is right and what the fuck?

Second of all, why the hell would you kiss that thing, and did you get eaten, orrr...?

And last of all—- [He stops to take a drink for this, punctuating it with a casual “ahh”.] Didn’t take you for one that’s into girls if I’m honest. Or at least not 400-year-old spider girls.

Weirdo.