[I think you are the only one that has ever accused him of being quote unquote a.. goody-two shoes. There's plenty of other things Kaiba has done that are less above board, but that's not one of them. Tyvm. You just didn't present the correct statement to draw out that information. It's probably the latter in terms of drinking. Should this guy even be getting inebriated?]

The only lame thing I see in the immediate vicinity, is you. [How could he even try to explain the things he's witnessed in his dimension?]

There's always something dramatic happening, if that's what you mean. [Such wincing as he drew back to avoid any drops of spittle] How are you in any position to question me when you haven't stolen a car, either? [Strange really, that's usually in a hoodlums skill set. Cat theft] Call me when you can survive 50-ft drops, megalomaniac mind games, and assaults by armed gunmen. [Is that crazy enough for you?]