Western and Eastern varieties. Mind you, the hopping ones are really stupid and annoying. [Seriously, who ever hired that brat as a security guard?] Remilia's ages old, but I think she got turned as a kid so eternally kids.

... that sounds like exactly what they did, miss "Denies the Truth Every Time Like a Predictable Idiot." And yeah, you've kind of given an impression. [She shrugged] I'm going on a two thousand year dry spell so I don't think about that much.

[Liar, liar, pants on ...]