(mingle/open) happy new years!

[forethinking]

Who: Void Citizens
What: New Years Mingle!
Where: Heavenly Blanc
When: January 1st
Content Warnings: None!!

HEAVENLY BLANC

THE VOID, ON JANUARY 1ST

Ren
Food & Organization

Blue
Food & Organization

Eevee
Moral Support

Pidgeot&Arcanine
Lifting

YOSHIZAWA
Food & Organization

We hereby start the Void Calendar! All over the Void since yesterday, several handwritten notes have been taped or stapled to the Void's most populated areas in the hopes to drive the people to the popular bar/cafe. Heavenly Blanc's exterior has been protected from any upcoming storms by a large awning, and more tables and chairs have been temporarily set to settle any issues of overcrowding on the inside. Upon entering, one will be able greeted by the aroma of curry, although the spices vary from pot to pot, and coffee and alcohol will be served throughout the evening.

Within the interior of the bar, a small space has been divided and cleared out -- next to the jukebox. There, one will find a few microphones resting on their stands, waiting for whoever is brave enough to sing on them to whatever is playing in Heavenly Blanc when the storm hits. Last, but not least, a whiteboard has been visibly placed next to the entrance. It reads: "Names of the Months", and you may either write your own or add sticks to vote on your favorites.

CODING BY

Comments

[obsessiveness]

[ he just stares at her like... who is this sassy lost child ]

I'm not stupid. There's only a handful of us normal people compared to robots and what-have-you around here. It's still no excuse, though - you're not gonna grow taller if that's all you drink, after all.

[forceofnature]

What.

[She responds flatly. Like a sassy lost child.]

That sentence doesn't even make sense. My height is perfectly normal for my supposed age, thanks! And I'm a fully matured being; this is just the manifestation I have so as not to overwhelm your fragile meat brain.

Who died and made you the drink police?

[obsessiveness]

I did.

[ he responds just as flatly. yes, he died in meatmentos a couple months prior. no, he won't elaborate any further. ]

And don't you underestimate my "fragile meat brain" [ complete with airquotes ] just because I'm some measly human you can find anywhere else, because I'm far from it. How old even are you, anyway?

[forceofnature]

...That sentence still doesn't make sense.

[says Viridi, who doesn't know he died and presumes he's trying to be funny.]

How old is the Earth where you're from?

[obsessiveness]

I don't know, like. Maybe four billion years old, give or take? You can't expect me to think that you're just as old.

[forceofnature]

I'm the Goddess of Nature, pal.

The fruit in the punch? Mine. Fermentation of fruits and vegetables in general? My idea! You?

Also me.

[...]

OK, humans were a group effort, and I actually regret it enormously.

[obsessiveness]

And what, you think that makes you special? Maybe in your world I would've bought that, but I already learned enough shit from school to know that everything in our world are created more organically.

[ he's not one to believe in gods at all, so, ]

[forceofnature]

No, I think that makes you a nosy dingaling who needs to get out of the way of my food and drink before I knee you in the crotch!

[please move]

[obsessiveness]

Fine, fine. [ he'll move aside, at least. ] Jeez, for a goddess, you sure don't act like it.

[forceofnature]

Gee, for an annoying human, you sure do act like it.

You didn't believe me, anyway, so what do you care, buddy? You got nothing better to do than stand around harassing people trying to get a little enjoyment out of this dirthole?