(mingle/open) happy new years!

[forethinking]

Who: Void Citizens
What: New Years Mingle!
Where: Heavenly Blanc
When: January 1st
Content Warnings: None!!

HEAVENLY BLANC

THE VOID, ON JANUARY 1ST

Ren
Food & Organization

Blue
Food & Organization

Eevee
Moral Support

Pidgeot&Arcanine
Lifting

YOSHIZAWA
Food & Organization

We hereby start the Void Calendar! All over the Void since yesterday, several handwritten notes have been taped or stapled to the Void's most populated areas in the hopes to drive the people to the popular bar/cafe. Heavenly Blanc's exterior has been protected from any upcoming storms by a large awning, and more tables and chairs have been temporarily set to settle any issues of overcrowding on the inside. Upon entering, one will be able greeted by the aroma of curry, although the spices vary from pot to pot, and coffee and alcohol will be served throughout the evening.

Within the interior of the bar, a small space has been divided and cleared out -- next to the jukebox. There, one will find a few microphones resting on their stands, waiting for whoever is brave enough to sing on them to whatever is playing in Heavenly Blanc when the storm hits. Last, but not least, a whiteboard has been visibly placed next to the entrance. It reads: "Names of the Months", and you may either write your own or add sticks to vote on your favorites.

CODING BY

Comments

[bridge_princess]

So, not your literal kid, but just your precious little companion and friend? [She didn't say pet. Laser beams. You don't call things with laser beams pets.] That's what I'm getting anyway.

[forceofnature]

I mean.

Kind of my literal kid? They don't say 'Mother Nature' for nothing. Lurchthorn is one of the more recent species I created when it became clear I needed something with a little more oomph.

And who can say no to laser bombs?

[bridge_princess]

Ah I get it I think. It's your creation, therefore it's your kid. But it's not like your kid if you were married or the like right?

[Laser bombs?!? Seriously Viridi? The hell?]

[forceofnature]

Don't ask a child goddess questions like that, Parsee. It's definitely gonna land you on some kind of list.

I low-key need an army so my more recent creations have all been combat-ready. Lurchthorn is one of my more powerful troops. But all my troops are all-natural and organic! They're self-sustaining.

[bridge_princess]

Wait. Hold up. How old ARE you really? You're a goddess, so you can look like whatever you'd like, I assume, so how old ARE you?

[because she just assumed...]

[forceofnature]

That's an impolite question!

But no, you're not wrong, I'm plenty old. It's just the appearance of the thing, you know? It's crass. Looking at you, Flame Insignia fans.

[what is she even talking about.]

[bridge_princess]

You're as bad as the vampire sometimes. [Groaaaaaan] I don't see you as your appearance dumby. You're a goddess. That's not how it works with your kind. We're both old fogies compared to these humans.

And are you doing one of those internet things again?

[forceofnature]

Vampire? Those are real where you come from? Huh. Definitely feel like that's a more modern invention.

It's a popular game series that none of my friends have definitely ever crossed over with in any context. Don't worry about it.

But the point is, my children are made from the fruits of the earth. There's none of this sexual reproduction thing happening, barf. You know how I feel about bodily processes.

[bridge_princess]

Western and Eastern varieties. Mind you, the hopping ones are really stupid and annoying. [Seriously, who ever hired that brat as a security guard?] Remilia's ages old, but I think she got turned as a kid so eternally kids.

... that sounds like exactly what they did, miss "Denies the Truth Every Time Like a Predictable Idiot." And yeah, you've kind of given an impression. [She shrugged] I'm going on a two thousand year dry spell so I don't think about that much.

[Liar, liar, pants on ...]

[forceofnature]

[Viridi places her hands on her hips.]

Aren't you literally the spirit of the jealousy of a spurned lover? Like, l-o-v-e-r lover, a word which has several definitions, many of which indicate a proclivity towards certain needs?

[bridge_princess]

Husband. We were married, thank you very much. I wouldn't have been nearly as pissed off if he hadn't kicked me to the curb for the new model after the ceremony.

[She grunted and leaned forward, growling a little.]

And if you're asking if I'm a virgin, then obviously no. It was a duty, after all. No kids though. I like to think the bastard was impotent along with a cheat.

[forceofnature]

I didn't say that. I really don't even want to know about that. I just meant it's fine to pursue anything you want, if that's your thing.

[there are lots of fine options here
like anybody not named kaiba and above the age of 18

so like, maybe five people]

[bridge_princess]

Yeah sure. Plenty of options for them to get together. Tch. I really should be more jealous of how happy they're going to be, but they're desperate and lonely. It makes for odd pairings.

I know better than to get my hopes up. They wouldn't say yes. Not if they had any sense.

[Little Debby Downer reared her head again. It wasn't easy to get it to go away. Did it matter that Rinoa had already told her that she'd think about it? That she hadn't told her "I'm in love with Squall. Sorry, if you feel that way?" when Parsee had realized there might actually be something there?

NOPE!

Parsee was already convincing herself that Rinoa couldn't possibly have space, and realizing that she was getting more and more jealous about that 'fact' she had in her head.]

What makes you think I'd be stupid enough to try, knowing she'd shoot me down?

[Did she let slip a gender there? Yep.]

[forceofnature]

Finally. My fishing for juicy deets has yielded some hot tea.

[Viridi comments, unashamed.]

I knew there was somebody! Who is it? Is it flower girl? Is it Kaiba's girlfriend? Is it -- darnit, I specifically go out of my way to avoid learning anything about humans, and now I don't have enough candidates.

Don't be so depressive, Parsee. You know what they say about love and loss and whatever.

[bridge_princess]

Grrr...

[Now, if Parsee was a sensible person, this would have been an easy land mine not to step onto. You just didn't say anything. You storm off. Anything but what was about to happen.]

I'm not jealous of Kaiba that way! He's got Ann and he's NOT One of Rinoa's projects!

[...]

FUCK!

[Yeah, people probably heard that little potty mouth moment.]

Don't you DARE talk to her about this!