"Yes, that was a particular stroke of genius on my part, wasn't it?"
Nature really is remarkable, if she does say so herself.
"But these are not normal fruits! They're Adoraberries (TM I made up that name just now) and they're too cute to die. That means you, bird!"
Pidgey gets a disapproving frown.
"...Well, you're pretty cute, too. OK, you get a pass. But they literally start screaming when you reach out for them, so you don't get an excuse! I think an appropriate punishment for murder of a sapient being is instant death!"
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"Lucky you, we can't die yet, so I'm just going to sentence you to planting ten seeds and caring for them until they're grown."
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Nature really is remarkable, if she does say so herself.
"But these are not normal fruits! They're Adoraberries (TM I made up that name just now) and they're too cute to die. That means you, bird!"
Pidgey gets a disapproving frown.
"...Well, you're pretty cute, too. OK, you get a pass. But they literally start screaming when you reach out for them, so you don't get an excuse! I think an appropriate punishment for murder of a sapient being is instant death!"
...........
"Lucky you, we can't die yet, so I'm just going to sentence you to planting ten seeds and caring for them until they're grown."