[ That does look like a delightful burger. How long has it been since she's had anything remotely related to fast food? She couldn't even answer that at this point, but it's been far, far too long. Whether this counts as barbecue or not, it doesn't matter. She's going to have one of those burgers if its the last thing she does. ]

This place seems to enjoy antagonizing me by bringing everything except the one thing I want, so I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't. Agreed, it's fun to watch them get made! It's even more fun to cram them into your mouth, though. [ Does. Does she have a problem when it comes to sweet things? Maybe. Yes. Does she care? Nope. Unless she's got a modeling gig coming up, but fortunately that's not a thing here! ]

What stamp-- oh! OH. Yes! Yes, that... definitely just for the stamp and not because barbecue is delicious and it should be illegal to not have barbecue readily available to us on a daily basis. [ A Sage Nod™. ] I dunno, dessert might not be a bad starter course...