[Has anyone been feeding the koi in the bath? Well, if they leave them be for long enough, presumably they'll eat themselves and-- well. They won't die. His lip curls in distaste at what that might do to the bath, even as he leans against his own side of the bath, arms outstretched to either side. Normally he'd be much more polite about being in a bath, staying drawn in to himself, but it's not like there's anyone else here to complain about taking up space.]
I think we should remove them as soon as possible, though. If things get hungry but can't die, well. It will become a quite literal bloodbath.
[He gestures. Imagine the water! How disgusting. Definitely a better thing to think about than his rival, naked, across from him.]
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[Has anyone been feeding the koi in the bath? Well, if they leave them be for long enough, presumably they'll eat themselves and-- well. They won't die. His lip curls in distaste at what that might do to the bath, even as he leans against his own side of the bath, arms outstretched to either side. Normally he'd be much more polite about being in a bath, staying drawn in to himself, but it's not like there's anyone else here to complain about taking up space.]
I think we should remove them as soon as possible, though. If things get hungry but can't die, well. It will become a quite literal bloodbath.
[He gestures. Imagine the water! How disgusting. Definitely a better thing to think about than his rival, naked, across from him.]