Hm. Add simple biological processes to things which the god controlling this world doesn't understand.

[Bottle in hand, Akechi scowls at it for a moment before taking another shot, drawing on every ounce of his discipline in faking composure to fight past the burn. It doesn't really work, his shoulders going stiff and his throat working as he chokes back a snarl, but he certainly tries.]

Truly disgusting. I do wonder how humans decided to drink this swill after first discovering it.

[His hand drops to his pocket as if to retrieve his phone, only belatedly remembering that of course he can't look it up. Fantastic.]