Why the fuck are you acting like I didn't buy it?!

[ Yes. He is taking offense to that assumption...honestly, his reaction had been very understated and "whatever" when Deku told him, but that didn't mean he didn't believe it! It just meant he didn't Care, okay. He's a Rude Bitch, Izuku knows this. ]

And why the hell wouldn't he remember me? It's not like you didn't follow me around every damn second back there.