Viridi is chock full of 100% positive energy and good vibes. Negative emotion would never cross her mind! What would she even be envious of? Her fellow gods having dominions that weren't being razed to the ground? Ridiculous.
"Oh -- don't worry about it, they'll probably get invented a little later."
There goes her idea of graphic tees with her face on it.
"But fine, keep your pride or whatever. Don't say the Forces of Nature never made a good offer! I didn't even get to our generous 401K matching plan.
"Can I at least interest you in gossiping about this weirdo place?"
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Viridi is chock full of 100% positive energy and good vibes. Negative emotion would never cross her mind! What would she even be envious of? Her fellow gods having dominions that weren't being razed to the ground? Ridiculous.
"Oh -- don't worry about it, they'll probably get invented a little later."
There goes her idea of graphic tees with her face on it.
"But fine, keep your pride or whatever. Don't say the Forces of Nature never made a good offer! I didn't even get to our generous 401K matching plan.
"Can I at least interest you in gossiping about this weirdo place?"