tabularasa_rp | November Catch-all

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November Catch-all

Who: Hajime Iwaizumi + YOU!
What: November catch-all log
Where: Various locations
When: The month of November
Content Warnings: None thus far; will add as needed

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[Add’s expression is so pained that Iwa’s crumbles all over again and he instinctively reaches forward to catch him in case he falls. His voice is soft again when he speaks, though firm, insistent.]

Okay, stop, stop. If you don’t want me to touch you, then fine, let your...things keep you up, but don’t put your foot back down. You’re just going to fuck it up more.

[He sighs. Caring is exhausting, especially when it’s for some asshole stranger who would rather you drop dead.]

Just tell me how to help you or who to get and I’ll leave you alone, okay?

Please.

Why do you care so much? Tch...

[... but he is starting to finally realize that this isn't going anywhere. His leg is fucked and this guy isn't going to leave him alone, so they're basically at a standstill until one of them caves, and Add has more important things he should be doing right now. Unfortunately, one of them has to give in.

He sighs, shoulders drooping ever so slightly as he stares at some fascinating bit of shrubbery.]

I guess since it is your fault... [a...pparently??? don't you dare question him] Climbing stairs would be annoying with a sprain like this, so you can help me with that to make up for your mistake. If you do, I'll consider allowing you to beg for my forgiveness.

Yeah, whatever.

[He rolls his eyes, but he is not about to start arguing again now. This guy is clearly stubborn and brimming with misplaced pride, but he’s also hurt, he needs help, and for some reason Iwa is insisting.]

That’ll be easiest if you let me pick you up. Think you can do that?

[Embarrassing for the both of them, yes, but if this guy falls down the stairs, he’ll probably break something else and they’ll have to do this whole thing over again times two.]

Th-that is— [embarrassing] completely unnecessary! Just support me on one side, we don't have to go that far! Dynamo will help, too... anyway, who says you can even lift me, I'm bigger than you are! [as in taller by like maybe half an inch but maybe that half an inch weighs a lot huh???

he doesn't wanna be carried that is just too... uncool...]

Edited 2020-11-21 19:21 (UTC)

[He rolls his eyes again - they’re getting a real
work out talking to you, Add! Iwaizumi doesn’t want to go making a spectacle of himself carrying this guy over the threshold like a new bride either, but again, there are stairs involved here.]

So what? You’re just going to hop up the stairs on one foot, jack ass?

[But fine! If that’s what you want, more broken bones to you, Add! He sighs, attempts to take the man’s arm over his shoulder and slip one around his waist to support him. They should be able to at least get to the stairs this way. They’ll see what needs to be done once they actually reach them.]

Come on, then. Go easy on it.

[shit.... that was his plan, but now he'll look stupid. goddamnit.]

If you're going to help then shut up and help me already! [hopefully that cranky response will be enough to balance out this embarrassing walk of shame... begrudgingly, he allows the other to support him, with Dynamo hovering around the two of them in case any extra help is needed. But for now it seems like Iwaizumi's is enough, and the trip to the apartment building entrance is fairly uneventful. Add doesn't even try to do anything stupid like put pressure on his leg again!

Until they get to the stairs, anyway.

Add scowls at the stairs like they've personally offended him, refusing to move forward just yet.]

... could just wait until the elevator is working. [which is entirely dependant on the weather, of all things, so who fucking knows how long that wait would be.]

[Iwaizumi shoots him a glare. He hasn’t been here long, but he knows that that idea would essentially mean waiting for a thunderstorm under a forecast of clear weather.

[He sighs, grumbles under his breath:] Just don’t attack me when I do this. [And next he’s leaning over and attempting to scoop the stubborn little asshole into his arms to get them up the stairs. He’s heavier than expected, but nothing Iwaizumi can’t handle - if Add doesn’t put up a struggle anyway, which Iwa fully expects he will.]

Let’s just be done with this, yeah? [Come on now.]

Whoa whoa whoa, the fuck do you think you're— [yeah, there was pretty much no way Add wasn't going to struggle, though you really have to wonder what his plan was going to be if he managed to break out... besides laying on the ground again, looking even more pathetic.

But the struggling doesn't last long, because in his fierce efforts to throw himself back onto the ground (like a man) Add manages to bang his leg against part of the staircase, so. that sure gets him to stop. He growls in pain through clenched teeth, freezing up—he's completely at Iwa's mercy.

The humiliating situation is already underway by the time Add stops being blinded by pain. Ah... he tried so hard, and it still ended up like this... the worst.

Using the last of his stubborn energy, he gives Iwa the silent treatment for the full trip up the stairs, praying that no one happens to walk out and see this. Please, just let him keep some dignity intact...]

[Silent treatment, you say. Meanwhile, Iwaizumi is endlessly thankful that the little prick has finally stopped talking (he knows they’re basically the same size, but he has little prick energy, okay?). He is also praying that nobody steps out of their apartment doors to catch them like this, but even if they do, it’ll be Add looking like the pathetic one. Iwaizumi is just being a Good Samaritan, right?]

Alright. Give me your apartment number so I can get the fuck out of here.

Just put me back down. It's the second floor.

[He may have given up on wriggling free, but that doesn't mean he has to like it. let him limp back to his apartment on his own you selfless piece of shit]

[Can you JUST be EASY TO DEAL WITH for FIVE SECONDS, ADD? Iwaizumi obliges, maybe a little too hastily, but does at least keep supporting him on his side as he glares.]

What apartment number, jack ass?

[no

He wobbles a bit, Dynamo drawing in closer to help steady his sides. After all this, Iwa is still trying to help... he really is way too nice, ugh.

Just to be extra dramatic, Add heaves a big irritated sigh before answering] 205.

[Oh great. Only four doors down. Iwaizumi grumbles quietly to himself as he attempts to assist the guy just a few more feet to his apartment door. He even opens the door for him - way too nice. Now there’s just to get him to the bed, and...]

Okay. You’re here. Now who do I get to come brace that thing? [Gesturing to his leg. He don’t know first aid like that!]

[There are some random electronics piled up on the counter and tabletops, but other than that and the cake on the floor (rest in pieces) it's a fairly clean apartment. Add is eager to finally collapse onto his bed, meanwhile, trying not to move the fucked up leg too much. He'll deal with the mess and the broken window later...]

I'll do it myself. Agree to never speak of this again and you can consider yourself forgiven. [to his credit, Add does kind of know what he's doing for once—performing extensive modifications on your own body does require a fair bit of knowledge on anatomy and medicine, even if he had machines to assist him with the actual surgery. but if he were less stubborn, he'd probably admit he lacks the supplies for this. Who keeps splints on hand in case they break a limb??

Not this idiot. Dynamo is going to fly over to one of the kitchen drawers to fish out a roll of bandages, though.]

I should probably remind you that I didn’t actually do anything to you.

[He’ll leave it at that though. This guy clearly (maybe?) has the situation under control from here, so Iwaizumi goes to make his exit, satisfied that he at least got this idiot to his bed instead of leaving him to lie moaning in the bushes.]

See you never, I hope. [He says as if he won’t be back to check up on him eventually (probably soon tbh).]

Same to you, asshole. [YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, JUST WALK AWAY

and maybe uhhh open the front door for Dynamo later when they head out to hunt for a splint. he's got this. probably.]

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