[OPEN] Keke, that is incomprehensible! But… it’s worth the try.

[psychokinesia]

Who: Add & you!
What: A catch-all for November, feat. Add trying to harness the power of electricity via questionable life choices, trying to drown out all the nightmare-induced trauma with copious amounts of caffeine, and becoming a robot?? maybe???
Prompts will be in the toplevels, but feel free to hit me up at BlueFlewFedUQueen if you have any other ideas!
Where: Various locations (mainly Takoba Beach, the Merlaut and Heavenly Blanc)
When: Early to mid "November" (time isn't fake anymore i guess but months still are SO)
Content Warnings: None yet! unless you count like... trying to get hit by lightning?? it's fine. he's fine. I'll update this later.

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[psychokinesia]

[He takes a step back when Turing starts yelling out of nowhere. Holy shit, this escalated quickly—he was kind of half expecting to get yelled at after everyone went quiet, but this is definitely not the kind of yelling he anticipated. The part they were concerned about was him hurting himself??

... it's kinda sad that that's the part that seems unbelievable. Ah.

(and he is not commenting on that question about senseless deaths)

He holds up his hands defensively.] Calm down, alright?! Nobody's dying. It's not like I even did it on purpose the first time. [all the other times after, though? ... well, yeah, but he knew it was (probably) safe by then, so it's fine!]

Obviously, my testing was focused on inanimate objects. It was only after I'd observed a consistent pattern of harmless results that I... [ahem] may have stood slightly too close to the testing area... but this type of electrical work is my specialty, you know. I'm used to handling much stronger charges than that on a daily basis, so a single bolt of lightning isn't much to an expert like me. I've been hit with way worse than that before.

[never mind the fact that this was all for the sake of trying to make his technology work properly, so it's not like he could rely on his implants to safely redirect any electrical charges... but no one died, so it's still fine! really!!]

You could've just asked that instead of coming all this way to yell at me. Have a little more faith in my scientific integrity, tch.

[begetblue]

[ The frown on Turing's face showed just how convinced they were by all of that. Hayden had also been an expert, albeit in a different field, and now he was...gone. His knowledge hadn't protected him at all. Despite everything they knew and had been told, it was still hard not to blame the subject and ultimate result of his research: themselves. ]

How can I calm down, especially since you've now confessed to being hit by worse things than a single bolt of lightning? I would rather you didn't come to harm in the first place!

[ It was then that Turing fully realized that Legion was there, and their gaze fell with something resembling shame. It wasn't because of what they said (they weren't the least bit sorry about that), but they had been witness to Turing losing their temper. ]

[forwearemany]

(Legion is, as always, patient. It is perhaps, a trait intrinsic to the relatively non emotional Geth, but it mostly comes from past experience--they have dealt with much worse than this.

They regard the scene before them, flaps rippling.)

Turing cares about you.

(They have to crouch slightly in order to put a comforting hand on the smaller robot.)

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[psychokinesia]

[He was still trying to act cool and professional about all this... but that goes out the window once Legion finally spells it out for him.

Turing... cares? About him?

No, wait, that must be a general statement, like Turing is just concerned about most people's safety, right? They probably don't feel any special attachment to him in particular. That would be a weird thing to assume. They haven't even known each other that long, and they seem more interested in Dynamo than Add anyway...

... but it still feels kind of uncomfortable, and he's giving them both a blank stare like he has no idea what he's supposed to say now. Because he really, really has no idea what he's supposed to say.

Shit, this is starting to get weird and awkward. Just say some words, Add, it doesn't matter what they are—]

Well, my line of work is already pretty dangerous, so harm isn't always avoidable.

[psychokinesia]

[ok no maybe let's back up again, those words also sucked. He hisses a sigh, covering his face with a hand.]

I mean... it's not like I was trying to get hurt, but it seemed like a reasonable risk compared to what could be learned from it... [he's gonna have to apologize again, isn't he?]

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[begetblue]

[ Turing nodded along with Legion's words; having them there to cut straight to the chase did not go unappreciated, nor was it the only thing that was appreciated. The hand on their shoulder helped ground them after all the anger and frustration that had just exploded from them.

Then Add opened his mouth. ]

It is not reasonable!

[ Hmph!! Were they getting a little bit pouty by this point? Maybe. Pouty was better than yelling again, but the pout quickly turned to a frown once they admitted to themselves that they hadn't managed to convince Add of anything. ]

If you must continue with this line of work, take better care of your own well-being. If not for your own sake, then for Dynamo's.

[ They very nearly added themselves to that, but that would be a little presumptuous of them. ...Wouldn't it? ]

[begetblue]

Please.

[ This plea was their last resort. They would not allow Add to become another Hayden. ]

[forwearemany]

Death does not currently exist here. However, the potential for severe damage still remains.

(Recovering from normally fatal levels of injury is likely to be a drawn out, unpleasant experience.)

[psychokinesia]

[These two really aren't giving him a break today, huh... he rubs the back of his neck, shifting his feet awkwardly. As if he could say no when Turing is giving him a look like that.]

Alright, alright, I get it! I'll be more careful. [even if he still seems reluctant about it... reckless experiments are the best way to get quick results! Ugh, trying to make progress is going to be so much slower if he has to deal with these two making safety evaluations. Just let him risk his personal safety in peace...!!

But it does also feel kind of nice, even if it sounds like Turing really is more worried about Dynamo than himself... ah, and it's also an interesting bit of insight into the two alien machines here. Fascinating, that they'd already show this much concern towards himself and his drones. Yeah, let's just focus on that part and not the part where he's still weirded out by people caring about him as a person.

Dynamo has refrained from commenting so far, but they do draw themselves a little closer to Add's shoulders—a comforting gesture, or perhaps a protective one, it's hard to say.]

Anyway... [ahem, moving along] I'm not going to stop looking into this, but I guess I've done enough with the self-experimentation for now. I'll continue with the non-sentient machine experiments, so if you want me to keep you updated...

[because he's still cool, right? he's being useful? please give him some validation so this isn't just one big embarrassing mess]

[begetblue]

[ Well, that was...better, even if Add was being a bit grumpy about it. They weren't very good at hiding their leftover worry, either. Their gaze flicked over to Dynamo. Surely they would have more luck with this than Turing did, right? Given that they hadn't known Add for very long, it wasn't terribly surprising that things had ended this way.

As for his offer, to Turing the answer was obvious. ]

Please do! I would like to know more about the other experiments you've been doing.

[ After all, if they knew what he was doing, it would be significantly easier to intervene in case he decided to do something dangerous or the machine experiments ended up being more on the unseemly side. Maybe it wasn't quite validation, but it at least kind of sounded like it! That had to count for something. ]

[forwearemany]

Affirmative. The data is valuable.

(They chatter.)

It is possible, if it becomes necessary to obtain charge to function, that lightning strikes may be useful for this purpose.

(It might, one day become necessary to allow themselves to be struck by lightning, so knowing it's nonlethal is important.)

We will also share new data.

(They look at Add.)

Would you prefer future data exchanges be routed through Dynamo?