tabularasa_rp | December catch all, babyyyy

Are they? That's probably a good thing to know, I didn't know that other things started hanging out here, too. [ Kinda makes her wish she still had access to Carmen. Or, at least, one of her many, MANY guns. ]

Dragons, huh? [ ...One of Seto's? Probably not. ] Oh! The adorable giraffes! I love those things, they're great! I want one as a pet. [ But apparently they only hang out with Seto... and Akechi. ] ...Suddenly, I don't feel it's so safe to go in the water. We may need a bigger boat.

Oooh, not a bad way to spend time, though! Found anything fun yet? Sometimes I'm surprised at some of the things that wash up here. I'm trying to like, expand my bed area, so I've been looking for a second mattress and bed frame...

Eh. Nothing around here obeys the rules. With our luck, it'll be landsharks swimming through the ground, ya know. But yeah, we've had a couple run ins. The broom at the shrine's been tripping people and making loud noises, so I've been calming the little primadonna down.

[She sighed. It was exasperating, but there really were so many worse creatures that were possible from Gensokyo, so she could tolerate those bozos. They were really more annoying than anything... as long as they were solo.]

Not much today. You in ... what is that outfit anyway? Do people wear those at the beach? I haven't been topside for a century, so...

...why do you need a second mattress? Wouldn't that be a little extreme or sprawling out? Unless... [Her eyebrow climbed a little. Relationship gossip senses starting to tingle.]

Oh my God, that would be the literal worst! Or like, what if they have wings like the giraffes?! Maybe their teeth will be made out of gummy bears... [ ...Please. ] I won't lie... the thought of a broom tripping people is amazing and if I witnessed that I'd probably laugh. You know, assuming no one was hurt.

[ Is she already mentally picturing Akechi falling over a broom? Absolutely. Is she smiling about it? She sure is. ]

Mm? Oh, this is a bikini. Yeah, it's something girls wear to the beach, or to go swimming in any body of water, really. I'm not really sure why, but uh, I was gifted with this earlier, along with a few other articles of clothing from home. Lucky me, I guess!

[ She blinks. ] Sprawling out, for sure. I hate having to be cramped up on that tiny bed, I'd much rather have a huge space to stretch out on. Besides, you never know... maybe we'll get dogs or cats here one day. Then there'd be enough room for a pet! [ She's... oblivious to Parsee's train of thought... ]

[It was Parsee's turn to laugh. Man. For a split second there, she thought yet another person in this place was getting lonely and stir crazy, thinking of shacking up. It was apparently getting more common lately. The comment about dogs and cats, though made her laugh out loud and she reached up to put her hand to her forehead.]

Careful what you wish for there, with my luck you have me around. You might get Nekomata, and those two tailed bastards are a handful. [She sounded amused, though. Honestly, those weren't too bad.] Sure, I can see bed envy. Nice big thing to just claim as your own.

But wow. Well, I've gotta say it's bolder than anyone was wearing back when I was still topside. I'd never be able to wear it myself. Way too much skin showing for my tastes.

[Ok... maybe she'd get talked into it with water wings.]

Anyone ever tell you that you have a hell of an imagination?

[ Poor Parsee, she'd laugh if she knew that. Granted, the only people she knows about are Akechi and Ren, and that's because she'd mentally scarred herself by walking in on them... in the act. ]

Nekomata... they sound cute, though! Are they big? [ If they are, maybe she'll need three mattresses... if she can even fit that into the small space the apartments offer. ] They are! I miss my bed at home, it was so fluffy and comfortable... I'd like to try and emulate that here, if I can, you know?

...Really? I think you'd look really cute in a bikini! [ Parsee, she's literally already getting ideas in her head. ] If we ever get a store here that actually offers useful clothing, or like, I can figure out how to make things... you should definitely try one! You might like it!

[ Ah yes, Parsee prancing down the surf in a bikini... with water wings. ]

Nope, but I can figure that much out on my own, and that's great!

[Oh good gods, she needed to share that story sometime. Parsee would laugh her ass off so fucking hard... and not be jealous about not being the one to walk in on them. Nope!]

In their feline form, they're not much bigger than house cats. But when they're humanoid, your height? Pranksters, kind of like you might expect from cat spirits.

[She made a face.]

I'm not actually that attractive, and you'd have to get me something that could cover my arms anyway. [She said that with a bit of firmness. Nope, not explaining that one.] I like more clothing than less honestly.

[ Ren isn't even aware that she'd seen them doing the do. The only other soul who knows is Akechi, because he'd caught her gaze and had given her a look before she'd closed the door and RAN. ]

...I don't just want one, I need one. Or two. They sound amazing.

[ She's partial to cats, anyways, thanks to Morgana. ]

I think you're attractive, but they do have swimsuits that cover the arms, too. They're actually pretty cute!

(OOC: Nekomata may be my second Bestiary offering when I get the points together in a couple months.)

[Man, to be a fly on a wall for that moment. The look he must have given her right then. Parsee might have asked who was on top but she'd also genuinely assume it was Akechi. Just cause.]

They're little pranksters, but if you like that, hey there you go... Just don't piss them off. Cats have claws.

I'll... think about it if you can find me one of those. I don't like my arms uncovered more than anything. But I'm not that attractive. You're a lot prettier than I am, Ann.

[ It broke her brain into a million pieces, and there's not enough bleach in any universe to erase or purify that shit, okay. ]

I like kitties with claws. I think one would suit me just fine. [ She does dress up like a Panther, after all, for her second part time job. ]

I'll bet I could find you one that you would love and feel comfortable in! And don't be silly, you're beautiful!

[She snorted and laughed some, shaking her head. Sure, fine. She could see it. If you loved your cats to have claws, you could definitely value a nekomata.]

... you do like to insist on that. [She reached up and scratched at the back her head, glancing away and flushing.] I bet there are guys who would swoon at the chance to get your attention. Probably a few girls too.

[ She would take real good care of it and it'd be spoiled and a total prince or princess, okay. ]

Because it's true! You're beautiful, you don't give yourself enough credit. [ Ann thinks so, at least, and she's pretty sure everyone would agree with her, too. ] M-me? No way, I don't think so. That's sweet of you to say, though!

[The world's most spoiled nekomata. Right there.]

... Why wouldn't you think you were pretty? [She looked legitimately a little confused because Ann seemed not to be fibbing here. She was so consistent.] You've got perfect skin and a great figure.

[ Damn right. The only way it should be treated! ]

I'm nothing special at all. I'm not book smart, I've got a shitty temper and an attitude sometimes... and according to my classmates, I stick out like a sore thumb. Not exactly what you'd call attractive. [ Not exactly something she really cares about these days, anyways. ] That's super sweet of you! Aha, I could stand to drop a few pounds, at least.

[She flopped up and onto the crate she'd been leaning against, crossing her legs and leaning forward to grin at Ann. There was a very slightly feral edge to the grin, because it was a thing she understood all too well. She could almost smell it in the air.]

Oh, they tell you that do they? [A snicker.] That reminds me of talks I used to have with Sanae, when she'd come down. I think I know why they'd say something like that, hehe. Jealousy makes people say cruel things.... very cruel things. I bet you the girls never let you stop having it at times.

No, trust me. Whatever you think? You're pretty. Your classmates are afraid you'll steal the attention from them. Take it from someone who practically lives of jealousy. That reeks of envy.

[She took arguably a little too much delight in seeing envy at work, admittedly.]

[ Now it's Ann's turn to turn a little pink in the cheeks, because she's really not used to being complimented like this, at least, not in such a genuine manner. She smiles, almost nervously, and giggles, shaking her head. ]

Yeah, a lot of the girls were pretty nasty, but the boys were, too. Lots of bad rumors, always the last to be picked for team activities... it was like that no matter what country I lived in. Except for America, but I wasn't there long enough to really make friends.

[ And Japan... as beautiful as the country in, she can't wait to get out. She has no idea where she'll go after high school, but she's certainly not hanging around there. ]

Thank you, Parsee-san! That's very kind of you, and it means a lot!

Oh wait. Right. She looked at her and slapped her forehead. "Augh, I know what it might be in part. You're blonde. They used to get so weird because I was blonde." She grunted sourly and shook her head. In her day, it was because of the relations to the Ainu, probably. "They don't mind blondes across the ocean. I remember hearing that. Whatever. I like your hair. Wish mine was that lustrous. Light hair's fine. It's different. It stands out."

She blinked. Wait, had she just... uh... well, she'd been complementing her. She'd always done that because it gave her excuses to be jealous, but she guessed maybe that made her smile a little? "Uh, yeah... sure. No problem, I guess? I'm not used to being the one who gets thanked for saying something nice, heh."

[ Ann's eyes widen, because... she hadn't thought about that. Of all people, Parsee would be able to understand her pain because of their matching hair color. Sure, the hue was a little different, but blondes are blondes and clearly, they must stand in solidarity. ]

Really? Even back then, people were still mean about blond hair? That's awful... I'm so sorry you had to deal with that, too. But I like your hair, too! It's really pretty and it suits you!

[ She sure was complimenting Ann, and that's just really weird because she's definitely not used to it in a... nice way. Usually, if she gets compliments it's not in a very kind fashion. ]

I think it's really sweet of you, so, thank you. I mean it, I really appreciate it!

[Definitely, and that whole thing about blondes? It was absolutely centuries old, so she could certainly appreciate the pain there.]

Oh man, I think it started back in my day. They used to freak out about it because of the Ainu. [She shrugged. Those folks lived in Hokkaido. She'd never even met one.] Ngh... there you go complementing me again, heh.

Heh. Don't worry about it. Always happy to find the things that someone's got going for them. [Perfect fodder for herself after all.]

But why? Who cares what people look like, you know? Everyone's unique... if we all looked the same, that'd be super boring.

[ That's what she thinks, at least, even if at one point she'd honestly considered dying her hair black and begging her parents to allow her to wear brown contacts. Shiho had been there at that point, though... and had talked her out of it, fortunately. ]

Ehhhh... part of it's because the isles always had a thing for conformity. Whoever matched the perfect ideal that much better than everyone else was the prize of prizes. So people would try so damned hard to count the layers of clothes they could wear, match the exact colors of the season so that thy were perfectly fitting in better than...

...

People are dumb. That's why. [Much better explanation.]

December catch all, babyyyy

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