But fire doesn't even really work properly, so ... it's not exactly like cooking's easy is it? Guh, nothing around here makes any sense. Next thing you know, we're going to have to watch as Mr Pibb dukes it out with Dr Pepper for dominance of this store or something equally stupid.

[Just wait. Captain Crunch was on his way with his boat because the store has cereal too! in book form.]

The Void is so confusing sometimes, isn't it?