Change is in the Air (OTA)

[bridge_princess]

Who: Parsee and you!
What: December Catch-All
Where: The Shrine, Bridge and Around
When: Any time in December
Content Warnings: *laughs* nothing serious. She's angsty as hell about the shrine change, but it's all harmless today. I'll update if necessary


* Shrine Freakout * General Shrine * The Blank Shrine * Mt Silver * The Beach * Hammerhead *
* Widcard *


(Haha, I can't resist poking some fun at Parsee. Top Levels Below)

Comments

[bridge_princess]

But fire doesn't even really work properly, so ... it's not exactly like cooking's easy is it? Guh, nothing around here makes any sense. Next thing you know, we're going to have to watch as Mr Pibb dukes it out with Dr Pepper for dominance of this store or something equally stupid.

[Just wait. Captain Crunch was on his way with his boat because the store has cereal too! in book form.]

The Void is so confusing sometimes, isn't it?

[realway]

[ hm! ]

...Mr. Pibb would win that battle. With a name like that, he must have seen some action, don't you think?

[bridge_princess]

I have only ever known of one Doctor who could fight, and she'd never call herself Pepper. Not to mention she's on the moon. So, yeah. that tracks. Mr Pibb would totally kick Dr Pepper's ass.

[realway]

[ she nods, glad they agree on this very important debate. but... ]

She lives on the moon? [ ahsoka blinks, expression bewildered. ] Which moon?

[bridge_princess]

What do you mean which moon?!? There's only the ... oh wait, right. You've been to space, so you know all kinds of moons?

[So jealous right now.]

Earth only has the one.

[realway]

One moon... and you call it 'the moon'.

[ ???? ]

[bridge_princess]

To be fair, we called it Tsukuyomi, after the god of the moon Tsukuyomi no Mikoto who angered Ameterasu enough that she refused to share the sky with them. We found out people were just calling it Tsuki when we met westerners who translated it as "the moon." That was all before they found out that other planets in the solar system existed and had moons.

[She gruuuuunted.]

Personally, if Amaterasu wasn't a colossally prissy bitch about everything related to decorum and the Moon wasn't run by deranged, insane rabbits? I'd prefer the old stories.

...

Before you ask. no, I'm not joking. There are rabbit people on the moon. They try to invade every once in a while, and they're insane.

[realway]

[ she's with parsee for most of it. the myth of gods is pretty fascinating, coming from the perspective of someone who didn't know what the rock in the sky was at night.

but... ]

Rabbit people. [ ahsoka repeats it, a light drawl, her smile widdening. ] So, they look like rabbits? With fur all over, whiskers and small snout noses?

[bridge_princess]

Just the ears generally. They might have had fluffy little tail. I never got close enough one to check for that. Like I said, they're all lunatics.

[Get it? Lunatics from Luna. So clever.]

They bred in crazy numbers too. Real pain in the neck but they've been behaving lately.

[realway]

[ ahsoka is silent, in disbelief, then huffs. ]

Every new thing I hear about Earth and its little section of the galaxy makes me want to go there less and less.

[bridge_princess]

Being really honest? I think I'm from a different version of it than anyone else here. They keep mentioning details that are wrong, but the same basics.

...

And from what I can tell, my version's weirder than most, so you definitely want to skip the visit, trust me.