"It found me," she declares, sounding extremely pleased as he makes his way over. "I was hanging out with two friends and it just appeared in my hand. How do you carry this thing all day anyways?"

You know, other than being a guy with muscles and strength to be able to lug a huge piece of metal around for hours and hours and days on end.

"Literally I haven't even been able to put it down." To demonstrate, she opens her palm and shakes her hand out as much as one can with a heavy sword stuck to it. But alas... it does not move. "Maybe you can grab it and like... rip it off. Sorry in advance if half of my hand comes off with it."