[Giving the other a contemptuous look. Is this the face of someone that doesn't know there's someone running around calling themself a dragon trainer?]

I would never confuse actual dragons with the creatures he pals around with. [Please.] They look like rejected suggestions for high school mascots. [Lacking the ferocity and majesty of his favorite dragons]

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me that you could be so gullible.

[A beat]

More importantly, did you forget where the ground is? Get out.