[ Mouth dripping with disgusting egg yolk and broken shell, Cloud adopts a new strategy in dealing with the bird. With no time to waste, he grabs both the ketchup and mustard bottles, and squeezes them hard enough to aim them both at the nug's face, blinding it it in the process. A lot of it definitely ends up on the ladies, too, sorry...
The good news is that the bird's aim is completely off now, which allows Cloud to approach it without getting egg in his face! Like the hero he is, he picks it up with both hands and gives it a good punt in the opposite direction.
When it runs off, Cloud turns to the other two, seemingly about to say something... except more egg yolk just comes out of his mouth. ]
eggcelent!
The good news is that the bird's aim is completely off now, which allows Cloud to approach it without getting egg in his face! Like the hero he is, he picks it up with both hands and gives it a good punt in the opposite direction.
When it runs off, Cloud turns to the other two, seemingly about to say something... except more egg yolk just comes out of his mouth. ]