Who: Ann Takamaki + YOU!
What: Random things and maybe a few closed starters. More things to be added during the month tbh.
Where: The apartments, the beach... multiple locations.
When: Throughout the
non existent month of December
Content Warnings: N/A, will be updated if anything comes up!
Let them eat cake; Lemon Cello Church
to beat one Seto Kaibato better herself; at least she's been blessed with the ability to eat and eat and eat and never gain an ounce of fat, something she considers both a gift and a curse, and something she's really learned the hard way not to talk about, at least a home, lest she make more jealous enemies in the modeling world.She hums, inspecting each and every cake that lines the walls as if they were diamonds to be accessed. ]
...If I could eat every single one, I would. But that's probably too much. [ You. She's talking to you. ] ....Is it too much, though?
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I wouldn't recommend it. [evil cake or no] You'd likely end with a tummy ache. [maybe. 'eating' around here is just as weird as anything else, he's noticed]
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True... then again, I'm not sure if tummy aches are even possible here. We could eat the glass and it wouldn't hurt us... of course, maybe tempting fate isn't the best option, either. [ She sighs, shoulders dropping. ]
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[ ...then she'd just make HIM be the guinea pig. ]
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And you. [he pauses, then adds] Ignis Scientia, by the by. [because exchanging names is important! and might give her an out, if she's having second thoughts about using herself as a cake guinea pig]
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[when he rights himself, he looks thoughtful for a moment, before shaking his head faintly] A month ago, perhaps? [a beat] I'm sure you've noticed how oddly time behaves here. [it's gotten better, from what he understands, but it's still not perfect]
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I see... I hope you've been able to settle in well enough. This place is kinda crazy sometimes.
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So I'd noticed. [a beat] I was lucky enough to have a few friends from hope, to help me adjust, though, thankfully. [and another] Perhaps you've met them? Noct and Prompto?
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Hah? Of course it is too much! Don't you know how many calories there are in every bite! And no, I don't care if shit like that doesn't exist in this world right now.
[ ann just had to ask for an opinion from a model who just so happens to be very persnickety of his weight, huh. ]
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Shouldn't you take advantage of that, then, while you can? I guess I've always been lucky, weight has never been an issue for me.
[ She's not going to go very much further into detail with that, of course -- she's not trying to gain another hater, thanks. ]
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[ so... yes, he has an idea who she is. sorry, ann. ]
But you did save me from that hellscape from back then, so... Thanks. I guess. [ huffs. ] Still, you could try exercising some restraint. I may not be a sweets guy, but even an entire cake would be too much for anyone.
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[ God dammit, of COURSE he would. UGH. ]
Sure, sure, it's no problem. Just glad that's all over with. [ She arches a brow, however, and then shrugs again. ] Dunno, I've never had any issue with wolfing cakes and pies down...
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Who else is going to come at you for wearing that getup anyway? I'll be the judge of that.
[ seriously he has a Lot to say about ann's outfit but. later. ]
Even back in your world? Your metabolism may be strong, but it can only go so far. You're going to exercise some restraint from now on before we can all go back to our worlds one day.
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[ Jeez, what the hell is even going on right now? Ann just stares at him for a few moments. ]
Yeah, of course. Wait... what? Why would I do that!?
[ Seriously, dude. WHY would she do something like that? That's crazy talk! ]