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tifa lockhart. ([personal profile] starshower) wrote in [community profile] tabularasa_rp2020-08-01 05:06 pm

Heavenly Blanc Void Party



🥂 HEAVENLY BLANC VOID PARTY 🥂




Who: Everyone!
What: Heavenly Blanc mingle and info exchange
Where: The Heavenly Blanc Bar and Café
When: "August 1"; but really, what is time
Content Warnings: N/A

Maybe you heard through word of mouth, or got an invite from the barista and barkeep directly, or spotted the handwritten paper invites hung up around the area, but there is a gathering happening at the Heavenly Blanc Bar and Café TODAY! So feel free to stop by, hang out, have some drinks, and share some stories.

🍺 DRINKS: Coffee will be served by Ren, and Tifa will be handling the other drinks. There's a wide variety behind the bar, ranging from alcoholic to the non-alcoholic, with delicious cocktails (yes, including virgin ones for the minors) to pick from. And before you ask - no, if you are underage, you may not have alcohol. Tifa will be very strict about it, and anyone who tries to bypass her imposed law will be subject to room temperature tapwater for the rest of the party.

🎲 GAMES: Various boardgames that came along with Le Blanc will be made available for all to play, including a Shogi board for the strategically inclined (and whoever knows how the heck to play it). Along the side wall are two pinball machines, and while they don't light up and make sounds, the mechanisms inside them still work, so they aren't completely out of the picture! Next to them, between the jukebox and the door is a dart board. Please do be mindful when throwing darts, as the light filtering into the bar through the front windows is very minimal.

🤔 INFORMATION EXCHANGE: The important part! When all are gathered inside the bar, Tifa and Ren will make a small announcement for everyone:

"Now that we've all had the chance to take a look around and get our bearings, I wanna encourage everyone to exchange what you know, or what you've found. Even share it with the rest of us! Locations, ideas, theories - anything that could be useful in helping us all figure this out. We all come from different worlds, but we're stuck here, so we're in this together until we're not, yeah? Let's make friends and play nice, and most importantly, have fun today! Oh, and if you're coming and going, make sure to close the door nice and tight behind you."



"It's nice to see everyone. Since we're stuck here together, let's cooperate well."


☕ OOC NOTES ☕



This is the open mingle post for the Heavenly Blanc void party! Please feel free to top-level and tag around.

There is a top-level included here for you to post OOC notes of what their characters have discussed on the log, as well as their own thoughts about the world. If there is anything important that people should know, please reply to the top-level with the information, so that it's easy to find for everyone. General info posts about what your character will be talking about are fine as well. Just please try to avoid multiple edits if you can as you thread if you are going that route! for the sake of my dw inbox...

Because this is an info exchange/mingle post, we encourage thread-jacking. However, we know that not everyone is into that kind of thing, so if you are okay with others hopping into your threads, please be sure to indicate it in your top-level.

Questions about the log can be directed to the ooc post.

Have fun!

rotomphone: (pic#13642769)

[personal profile] rotomphone 2020-08-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
What? No! [ don't kid yourself, Raihan. ] I mean, maybe a little. But I still think they look alike!

[ looks like jokes fall a bit short when it comes to a hivemind robot, but Raihan isn't faulting himself for trying. he's also not going to meditate on how Legion knows what human genitalia look like in the first place; he needs to have some semblance of propriety.

his smile softens a bit, looking on at the creature before turning his attention back to Legion. ]


Either way, I was thinking that these creatures need proper names. I wanted to open the floor and see what other people thought, so what about you? Got any ideas?
forwearemany: (socute)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2020-08-18 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
(They downloaded like, 12 different texts on Human Biology before they left the collective. It was inevitable they'd learn what this stuff looks like.

If they were at home and the Geth weren't all dead, they could also access the collective's archive of unsolicited genitalia pics that got sent to Geth operated web identities.)

(As for names, well, Legion observes the chicken nug and headtilts.)


They resemble an Earth creature known as a chicken, but lacking feathers.

A humorous suggestion: When the Human Philosopher Plato defined Humans as "featherless bipeds" Diogenes plucked a chicken of its feathers and brought it to him, stating "Behold, I've brought you a man!"
rotomphone: (pic#14048602)

[personal profile] rotomphone 2020-08-24 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ good on you for staying informed, Legion. he's not sure if he'd be impressed or weirded out if he did have a collection of dick pics on his database... maybe both? probably both. ]

That's what I keep hearing. It definitely doesn't look like any Pokémon I know... [ he repeats the name under his breath a couple of times. how weird! ] Like a Torchic? Nah... can't be.

[ the prospect of a "joke" coming from a robot gets his attention, but imagine his surprise when he actually finds it funny! his delivery might need some work, but from the way he smiles, it comes through. ]

So you're saying we should call this thing a "man"? [ he snickers behind a curled finger, trying and failing to stay composed. ] I'm no philosopher, but I like it!
forwearemany: (socute)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2020-08-25 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
We are unfamiliar with "Torchic".

(He'd probably be even more impressed by the sheer variety of dicks that can be found in the Mass Effect Galaxy. So many aliens, so many dicks.)

Perhaps "plato's man" would be more easier to comprehend.

(Makes the joke more obvious, at least.)

(They have not previously intentionally made another laugh. They are reminded of EDI, and her comment on their humor heuristics.

They miss her.)
rotomphone: (pic#14274506)

[personal profile] rotomphone 2020-08-31 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't expect you to be. It's this cute little Pokemon with feathers... c'mon, I'll draw you another picture!

[ and this one will be sufficiently less phallic! back into the bar they go. ]

I like it. Just watch; it'll catch on, and you'll have named a whole new species!
forwearemany: (smile eye)

[personal profile] forwearemany 2020-09-01 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Affirmative.

(They wonder what EDI would think of their joke.

But though they miss her, there is an ally here and now who desires their attention.

They follow Raihan back into the bar.)